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Sunday, June 06, 2004
Giv'r Flames


  Taken from a radio interveiw with Calgary Flames player Chris Simon:

  "Well, were not as nervous as maybe some of those other guys in the other locker room, we're just gonna go out and Giv'r"

   Spoken like a try Calgarian.  Go out and Giv'r.

Just another blog here, I am writting while listening to the game on internet radio.  It is eight in the morning, there is one other dude here that looks like he has been here all night.  He is practically chain smoking, and playing this "Dungons and Dragons" type game (If your in China you probably know it.)  Instant noodle packages litter the floor along with crushed water bottles and ashes.  The lingering smell of sweat and garbage in the air. Go flames go.

Not much else to say here.  I recently met a really cool Chinese family who housed me when I came to Urumqi without my passport (stupid, because you can't stay anywhere withou it).  It has gotten to the point where when they say "I will sleep out here on the floor, you can have my bed",  you don't even argue because you know they will never have it any other way.  "But really, I am 25 years younger, I fell fine, I can sleep on the floor, it's no problem, Mei Guan xi."  No way!   Well, thank you to them.

I was casually taking to their eldest daughter when I asked her what kind of music she liked.  Usually this is pretty much a retorical question.  You might get a bunch Chinese names "SHE, Jay, Jo jie lun" fallowed by a "...but I really like The Backstreet Boys".  So I was getting ready to answer "No I don't think Justin Timberlake is very cool"  when she mentioned likeing Nick Drake.  She also knew a lot about him.  Cool Chick, cause up until now, I had never met anyone with any good taste in western music.  (Although, some chinese bands they like are pretty good.)  She also digs, The Doors, Led Zepplin and The Beatles.  They also have a crazy 10 year old daughter.

Well, almost got my ticket, looking forward to seeing all of you.  Right now, 2-2 starting the third.

Brown


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Friday, May 28, 2004
Blog Returns


   First of all, to all the people that regualrly read my roomate's "Mad Man in China" blog:  The dog is a psyhco!  I was either too much decipline or not enough, but to this day that mutt is holding a grugde.

   Hello!  Well, after reading my friends, (Charlotte, Robert, Stu and Pat), blogs recently I have come to realize that my own is a little lacking.  I haven't written in two months, and my entrys are usually short and dull.  It's okay, I know it, I can take it!  But I promise this one will be spectacualr.  It will be an exciting reading experience, unique to any other.  So pull up a chair, get comfortable and enjoy the words on a screen like you enjoy your favorite anything!

  Part of the reason I haven't written in so long is because I will be home so soon.  Yes, after a year and a half on the other side of the planet from most of my friends I will be enjoying the sweet Calgary air again.  It will probably be around the start of August.

   Walking down the street in China can bring about a number of strange and unexpected things, even after a year and a half.  I should start by saying that recently a group of touring monkey trainers, (and monkeys) has been performing in Ke La Ma Yi.  Aside from being a professional show, (with tickets and seats and stuff) this one is of the outdoor, passer by, please give your change kind.  Regardless of ones veiws on this, one must admit that seeing the group, off duty, walking casually down the street is something unexpected.  Two men, six monkeys walking across the zebra, passers by giving nothing more than a glance, offers a view on the uniqueness of China.

   The secound thing I wich to report to you is the story of the Uigur man and the DVD.  Somewhat late at night, after just finishing an evening class, a man approached Pat and I as we were heading home.  Looking like any other, we assumed the man was just curious about forginers and expected the standard questions.  After establishing that we could indeed speak a bit of the common languge, he proceded to tell us that "Westerner' have the biggest...(We didn't understand this word)...in the world."  Well this was enough to make us curious.  So we asked to him to repeat.  Well this time he didn't say anything so much as just grab his crotch and the meaning was clear.  Well, needless to say we didn't tell him otherwise.   When we asked him how he knew, he said he had seen it on a DVD.   

  Well, some recent news first:  Saturday night is Patrick's birthday party.  For those of you in Ke La Ma Yi, it is at the night market,come around 9ish.
  I
am leaving Ke La Ma Yi on about the 25th of June.  I will miss you all, but that is another blog all together.
 
Hello to all the former CCEC students!  Millie, I will be in Beijing soon, so I will look you up-miss you guys!

  Flames in the finals-series tied 1-1, but don't worry, next two games are at home (as I'm sure you all know)  Party onew for me and Pat, we will be listening on the internet! 

Feel free to comment.

Brown
  

 

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Saturday, April 03, 2004
Spring Blog


大家你好,
Spring 春天 Blog,

Welcome to Brown's spring blog.  I know it has been a while since the last blog was set up.  First of all, sorry, but when you live in Lethbridge, Xin Jiang, middle of nowhere, China, not so much happens.  I am teaching at three jobs too (why, I'm stupid, even I don't know) but that all ends soon. 

I am glad to hear about all my friends all over the world.  Hope you are having a good time, learning something or shacking up!  Is is nice in Canada?  In Calgary?  Hmmmm

Recently we had our Aussie friends from Dushanzi up for the weekend.  I hope I have mentioned them before, Charlotte, Pat and Christine.  Anyway, we took turns showing them around KeLaMaYi, and eventually went down to our local watering hole for drinks and cherades.  I scored a point with "Ni Hao" (Chinese Hello-Pat could do it), but they their team edged mine out by one point in the end.  They cheated-obviously-they have to live with that though. 


Well, seeing as how it is such a nice day I must at least get out to play in the weather a bit.  The great sunshine reminds me that when I get home it will be summer and I will have no job and money to spend!  Sweet!   See you all later.

Brown

金强

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Wednesday, February 18, 2004
School-shang ke



  大家你好,
 Hello all,

  Well, finally the school have gotten off their lazy asses and opened up again, ready to teach the ever ageing population of China.  And here we are, Pat and I, standing at the door, eager to share our native tongue with the kids. 
   I have set to work re-mapping my whole teaching plan (including dividing classes into "A" and "B", writting and assigning homework, and starting, "class speeches" for the good kids.)  This is no easy task.  To the other teachers who frequent my blog, may they be Wai Lao Shis or Canadian/American teachers, you will understand.  The kids do not study!  They make no effort whatsoever to do anything but get me to leave them alone.  When you teach 12 classes of 45 students each, and more than half of them can't even remember what I taught last week, you get frustrated.  Of course not all the students I teach are like this; there are a lot of good ones too.  
   As for life, it goes.  And it goes.  I make some choices, I live with them, I don't make choices, and I live with that.  Not much to say on that subject.  (At least not in public.)
   I recently recieved an Email from my good friend Pete (that's right all you in Oz he actually writes from time to time).  His report was on the riots recently going on in Australia, and more urgently, in his neighborhoood.  Be careful friend, the Australian dude that teaches here (hey Stu) sais he won't even stop in that area, just pass through.  It is a rough area, a fact I'm sure you didn't know at the time of renting, or at least not the full extent of the roughness.  Be careful.
  Pat and I have recently added a new member to our household,  a small Pekinese terrior.  (A real yappy on, too)  I used to think it hated me, now I know.  Whenever I try to touch it, it cries like a little #female dog# and tries to bite me.  I am currently trying to buy it's love with proccesed meat and peanut butter.  I give an update later.
   Well, not much else to say: We got some more cheap DVD (including the Indianna Jones trilogy, and all 4 Lethal Wepons-woohooo).  Pat and Maggie still chillin'.  The whole gang at EF (hey guys), still chillin'.  Charlotte in Du shan zi (spl?) still chilln'.  And I am finding time to blog once again. 

See you all soon, 在见
Brown
金强


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Sunday, February 08, 2004
Blog yi xia



Hello all,

    Well, first to start I want to mention that, for those who don't yet know this, my close friend and fellow musicain, Pat Juurlink is getting married.  I am also good friends with the bride to be, Maggie (of course that is her English name, but it is what we all call her.)   She is a sweet and beautiful girl and I wish them the best.  (Holy crap!)

    Well I have just returned from Beijing on my two day, cross country trek home.  The day I returned was Feb. 5: The lantern festival.  This is the day that everyone in China drops 50 kuai on explosives, gets half drunk on Baijiu, and goes downtown to set them off.  So we had to too.  We got three "Gandolf sticks" (like magic wands that shoot off little mini fireworks), some smaller mini Rambo style, across the chest, magnum bullets, and my favorite:  TNT dynanmite sticks.  (The TNT sticks don't really shoot colorful fireworks per say...they just make big explosins!) The kind you can feel!  We had one idea to rap one of the "TNT sticks" with mini "chain" explosives to try and get the best overall (and loudest) series of explosins. (You know, to scare off evil spirits) I think they were. 

Ryan will remember the lantern festival in Yantai.  This time we set off more of our own.

   Before this I mentioned Thailand and Laos and that is was nice to be back.  Well, it really puts the country into presepective.  A recomendation for a movie choice, that we watched recently on the subject, is called "The last Emporor" which got me thinking about it.  For those of you the frequent "Madmaninchin.com" I haven't yet read Pat's book from the wise old man (he lent it to Rob and Stu).  Oh well.

   Of course I am rambling, I really don't have much else to say.  Hey somebody in Canada!  Have some free time!  Send me an email!  I know I haven't send you many lately but you could send some group emails even if you aren't travelling (just to catch up).  I mean, let's face it, in the world today we are all so far away rapped up in our own lives we don't get to share our stories with each other.  Now with the modern technological invention: Email (Not to mention a blog!) we can. That means you James, Teege, Ryan, Jenny, Garon (get an email address), Graham, all the people of the CCEC, everyone.  See you all in the summer (ummm..I think it will be in, about, say ummm..Almost..August)


See you soon,
Brown

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Monday, January 26, 2004
Thailand




Thailand.  A country for everyone.  A country of service, convieniece and and nice prices.  Tourists.  More than any country I've ever been to.  Lazy on the beach, pina colada and warm sunshine.  Probably the perfect place to go if looking to just sit on the beach and drink cheap beer.  Not so bad, but world away from China (which now feels more like home than anywhere else)

At first I landed in Bangkok and had my way around the city, casually looking at things.  (The palace is nice and so are the many "Wats")  The main street for backpackers is called "Ko San road" and is possibly the one place in the world than can put Vagas to shame.  Sin city.  There you can buy anything from a backpack, tacky t-shirt or pirated CD to a girl for one night or a "she-male" lap dance.  And all of it cheap.

-Just a breif little interuption to mention its 30 degrees on the plus side here-That is the custom of the travelling man I guess.  Sorry, how cold is it in Calgary?

So I decided to head out to an Island for a little "spot of fun".  The island called "Ko Samet" to be specific.   I met a group of English on the bus ride over with similar plans, so we decided to share accomadations.  The shaped up like this:  7 Brits, 1 Canadian drinking whiskey around a small ocean side table on a beach called "White Sand Isle".  Like I said it was tough! 

Later I met up with some old friends from Canada-Colin and Ryan- who are here in South East Asia for the next two months and then off to Australia.  (Thanks for the care package Mom-very helpful)  We are currently on our way back to Bangkok and then I am on my way to Beijing and back home to Ke La Ma Yi.  Near the end you start feeling like its time to stop moving, have a nice clean warm shower and actually get a chance to change your clothes (among other things).  So I am coming home guys (EF friends).  How was the winter intensive? (Just a question!)

Miss you all, and please-send me a message I am begining to think you've all forgotten me! sniff....

Love from Thailand.

PS:  A strange thing entered my mind as I was taking a ferrie back form the island.  Im saw the captian, thought about vacouver island, and decided it would be really cool to be the captian of a ferrie there.  Think about it!  I'd have people call me "Cap", I'd get to wear a nice uniform, sing sea chantees!  Of course I'd probably have to start at Poop-Swab and work my way up, but thats no problem!  Just a thought



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Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Thailand-bangkok

Everyone,

Well, I had a big long email which I assure you was both informative and witty.  But alas, it was deleted and you must deal with the sad fact that this isall you get to read!  Sorry....

Well I am in Thailand..I am currently talking to a Thai lady learing to sepak chinese at the internet bar, she is teaching me Thai (not much like Chinese though) ....it is good fun.

So I am walking down the street in China, down what is called the "thieves market" (just a name), when I see a small table of hardware.  Things like hammers, wrenches, saws are all thrown about in a mess.  When what do I see, shinning in the street light, big and bright: a huge rubber dildo.(Sorry Mom, but it's true)  I guess if your in the mood for "do it yourself" (no pun intended) this is your one stop shop.   I hope that is witty and not too perverted for anyone.

See you all later,

Chris

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Sunday, January 18, 2004
Laos



Laos,

  Well, it is my 7th day in Laos.  Pretty cool place, although not exactly what I expected (never is) and a whole lot unlike China.  Laos, is, small towns and villages, grass huts and farm animals.  It is roosters that sound thier "cockadoodledoo" not just in the morning, but any time they think it is expected (all night).  Actually last night I could hear them, (at least I thought) yelling back at one another, talking to each other, but that's another story.  And Laos is jungle, everywhere, jungle and unlike China, very few people.  It is not polluted to the extent that China is either.

  But Laos has been found.  First by the french, who turned its capital into "Paris in the jungle".  The northerm capital Luang Prabang features street cafes, guest houses and ballets, along with a host of tourists from Europe and their many dialects.  It is harder to find Lao food than it is to find European food almost everywhere I have been. 
  Next the west set in to make Laos another sort of (Ryan would like this) Cancoon, Mexico.  You can have just about any outdoor adventure you want only a hondful of kip. (1dollar=600kip)  Cruise along the river in a kayak, climb the hights of one of the nearby moutians (all the cities are close to some).  Or you can sip "Speacial Milkshakes" or "Funny Fungas tea" in small smoky trip out bars (these things are actually on the menu.)
  One of the coolest things to do hear is talk to the many people from all over the world an listen to thier different languages.  My japanese and Scotish friends and I climbed "Wat Phousi" in Luang Prabang and between us counted 8 different languages being spoken at the top. English, French, Lao, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, German and Italian, plus a few others we couldn't recognize.
  Gotta say, Laos is pretty cool although sometimes a bit hard on the soul.  Looking forward to your replies, see you soon.

Brown

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Monday, January 12, 2004
Trek throught the Banna



Xi Shuang Banna Hao

First of all I'd like to send my regards to the owner of "Schuckaluck's".  It is a tragady that happend close to home and I hope they catch the boy who did it.  Things like this should not happen in Calgary so close to home or anywhere at all.

So Pat and I spent some time in Kun Ming (Nice city, very many travellers, nice weather) then set off, as you know, to Xi Shaung Ban Na.  In Jing Hong, the capital, we met up with a fellow traveller named, Uri.  A cool dude, who had done a lot of hiking in Laos and Thailand, from Isreal.  The three of us soon set out to see exactly what all the fuss was about.  At first we wanted a guide but as a good one cost 500 kuai for two nights (I can hardly convert that into Canadian dollars anymore-about $90) We thought, fcuk it, we'll go ourselves, between Pat and I we can speak enough Chinese to get by.

So we set out walking down a dirt path from a town call "Da Meng Long" wandering through many minority villages (mostly Dai) and throught the jungle and rice growning district.  One particularily beautiful temple was one we encoutered early in the trip, but witch I cannot discripe to do it any justice. (You'll see the pics)  It was Buddist and active with young buddist monks congragated outside.

As night began to fall we thought we'ed make up some extra time by hitching a ride with a Chinese worker van.  Turned out to be a good idea as soon the dude was welcoming us into his house.  He lived in a small village like the ones seen in old Veitnam war movies and made his home in a suspeded house at the top of the hill.  There his wife cooked for us and gave us a warm bed to sleep on.  How can I describe this and make it sound as good as it was?!  Such a great expreince watching, breathing and feeling a world so far away from your custom.  What a warming feeling to be welcomed and taken care of by someone; to be given so much by someone with so little is humbling. 

We finally made it back, (after so much trecking-the guide book says it should take a very fit person 9 hours, we did it in 71/2-yeah that's right) rested a little and each went out seprate directions.  I am now in Laos, eagerly awating a kayaking trip tommorow.  More from me later.  There begins a whole nother story to tell-(hey this blog is for me, I only let you read it) so if you like, tune in.

Any NEWS from anyone, please tell me.

PS: so far Laos is pretty cool, me, this Japanese dude, and two scotich girls are here.  Strangest thing was being aproached by some mystrious old ladys, smacked out on Opium and selling braclets, (and probably other things too)

Brown



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Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Yunan Dao Le



Hello all from Kunming! Pat and I have just arrived and spent the day in the capital of Yun Nan (South of the clouds). What a great place! At first we were goiung to take a train, but the goddam scalper problem in the Urumqi train station is out of control! It was almost cheaper to fly so we flew. Just to give an idea of the feeling of arriving here, we went from a minus -15-20 degree small town to +15-20 degree crazy city. We actually have already been all around the town including the famous Buddist temple which was probably the most beautiful (in my eyes) in China. After this Pat and I take to the Jungle to check out some of the smaller minority villages in Xi Shaung Ba Na. But before that we must take a 22 hour sleeper bus ride throught the mountians. For any one not now in China a sleeper bus is shaped like a regular bus but with small stacks of bed pack in together. Fun!

A few messages, (and a small thank you to Morgan Pendray for giving me the only hit I recieved!) Linda, good job on meeting Stevie Wonder! You should have told him to make a stop in Xin Jiang! Sounds like a blast!
Graham (Stud!) cool pictures dude, looks like your having fun! If you see my little brother first smack him! Second tell him to email more than twice in 4 months and ask him if he's scored! Hey all Down Under!
Teege! Where the hell are you!?
All back in Calgary, that Recipe Party sounds like it must have been sweet (it's already achieved international recognition!) I want to hear more since my new years was spent watching some cheesy firework display, drinking a few glasses of wine and going to bed before 2:00! Lame yes, oh well, next year.

Send me some hits!

Brown


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